it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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