Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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