Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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