Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
