That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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