you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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