I think I just saw someone hide a body.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
she looked like the before picture.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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