She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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