Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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