She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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