hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
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