Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize
