we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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