i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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