so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I just googled if crying burns calories
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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