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(619): View more from California

just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.

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(314): View more from Missouri

I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.

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(214): View more from Texas

You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.

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(613): View more from Ontario

I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy

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(352): View more from Florida

Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.

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(917): View more from New York City

you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync

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