I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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