yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
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