Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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