But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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