Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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