Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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