Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
This gyro tastes like lonliness
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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