Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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