I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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