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(203): View more from Connecticut

Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard

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(706): View more from Georgia

I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single

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(971): View more from Oregon

Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.

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(229): View more from Georgia

Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters

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(336): View more from North Carolina

i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?

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(701): View more from North Dakota

That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration

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