Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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