Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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