ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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