Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I need a hoe opinion
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