Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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