Do you still have your period?
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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