Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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