two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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