Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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