is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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