my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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