just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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