I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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