Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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