i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Randomize
