Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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