That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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