If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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