Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I'm bleeding and have questions
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Randomize
