D3 body, D1 cock
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Blow job season was short but glorious.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
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