Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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