tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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