why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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