We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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