Sry I called you an 8
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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