508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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