I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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