Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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