What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
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